老爸的年輕女友

25歲的歐也妮是工作不久的城市景觀設計師，拿到第一筆工資，她買了一隻寵物鳥和給男友的一件羊絨衫，但男友樊尚還沒有找到工作，他對於歐也妮的大手大腳橫加指責，歐也妮一氣之下離開了他，準備搬回父親家住。她的父親基爾是個50歲的法官，他和歐也妮的母親納塔麗已經離婚，眼下的女友名叫薩琳娜，是個視力矯正醫生，和歐元妮一樣25歲。歐也妮的突然回家把父親弄了個措手不及，歐也妮對薩琳娜充滿了敵意。她覺得巨大的年齡差距早晚會使他們分手。她決定想辦法拆散他們。

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1、That's the funny thing about destiny. It happens whether you plan it or not. I mean I never thought I'd see that girl again. But it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was formal. 這就是命運最耐人尋味的地方，無論你是否有意得想去做什麼。我是指，我從來沒想過我還可以見到這個女人。但原來，我只是離拼圖太近了而沒有看到整副畫的全貌。

2、And that was when I realized why I hung out withbarney. I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story.

我終於知道為什麼我會和巴尼玩在一起了，我去的地方從來都不是原先講好的地方，但我總能從中獲得不同尋常的經歷。

3、Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot in an impressionist painting...

孩子們，在男人一生中發生的每件事都像是印象派畫家畫中的一個小黑點一樣。

4、Kids when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after. But only one of your stories can end that way the rest ended with somebody get hurt.

孩子們，當你們單身的時候，你們以為感情的結局就是王子公主永遠過上幸福快樂的生活。但在你所有的感情經歷中，只會有一個是以這種方式結尾，其它都以至少有一個人受傷而告終。

5、--How do you sit out here all night on the roof in the cold, and still have faith your pumpkin's goanna show up?

-- look, I know that odds are, the love of my life isn't goanna magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume 2:43 in the morning, but this seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait.

——為什麼你能整晚坐在這個滿是冷風的天台，卻仍然堅信你的南瓜小姐會出現？

——我知道我的勝算很小。我生命中的另一半不會神奇地在凌晨2：43分穿著南瓜服走進這扇門。我只是覺得這是個不錯的地方你可以坐下來 ...等待。

6、Life is full of changes. One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a house of dumplings.

But the important stuff doesn't change.

生活充滿了變數。前一天你還有一間公寓，第二天你發現它就變成了餃子館。

但那些我們珍視的東西都不會改變。

7、Lemon Law 檸檬法則之約會篇（亦適用於相親）

From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide whether you're going to commit to an entire evening. And if you don't, it's no hard feelings. Just "good night. Thanks for playing. See you never."

約會開始后。你可以用五分鐘時間來決定你是否要把整個晚上都花在這個人身上。如果你的答案是否，你對他沒有什麼感覺，只要說“晚安，謝謝參與，再也不見”

8、That's just how life works sometimes. You turn off your brain for a night, and all your left with the next day is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle, and a pineapple. Oh, we never found out where that pineapple came from, but it was delicious.

有時候生活就是這樣。你只是放縱大腦一個晚上，第二天早上伴隨而來的就是強烈的宿醉，扭傷的腳踝還有一個菠蘿。沒有人知道這個菠蘿是哪來的，不過吃起來還挺甜。

9、Kids, the thing about new year's eve is that it sucks. Sure, it looks great on TV, but in reality, it's always just a big letdown.

孩子們，新年前夜總是糟透了。當然啦，在電視里它看起來還不錯，但在現實生活中，它總是讓人大失所望。

10、You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story. don't. Not every night has a happy ending. But all of it's important. All of it was leading somewhere.

故事聽到這兒，你們可能會為你們老爸覺得遺憾。別！並不是所有的晚上都是個愉快的結尾，但最重要的是，未來從過去延伸開去。

11、when you're single, and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation: "Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?" What it's really asking is, "where do you see yourself in three months?"Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?" I always checked that I was bringing a guest. I was an optimist.

你還單身的時候，你周圍的朋友開始步入婚姻的殿堂。每個婚禮邀請貼都會引發讓人心酸的自我估價：您是獨自赴約還是偕伴前來？而它實際在問的是：你估計你未來三個月會有什麼進展？是坐在女朋友的邊上，還是準備泡上一個伴娘？我總是把偕伴那欄勾起來。我可是個樂觀的人。

12、You know why? Because deep down, you didn't want to show up at this thing with a date. See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship, deep down, you're single. It's your default setting.

你知道為什麼嗎？因為在你內心深處，你並不想在婚禮上偕伴出現。明白嗎？你雖然口口聲聲發表著戀愛宣言，但是在你內心深處，你認定自己是單身的。那是你的默認設置。

13、By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. I didn't check "plus one."You were right. I'm single. Maybe that's just who I am. And you know what? I like being single. Being single's the best. stay out as late as you want. Answer to no one. The whole world full of endless possibilities.

順帶說一下，我都快忘了。我們找到了那張請貼。我沒有勾上“偕伴”那欄。你是對的。我之所以單身，也許是因為我就是這樣的人。知道嗎？我喜歡當個單身漢。單身再好不過了，你可以在外面想呆多晚呆多晚，不用跟人報備。整個世界對你來說充滿了無限的可能。

14、Kids, your grandma always used to say to me, "Nothing good happens after 2:00 A.M.," and she was right. When 2:00 A.M. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep.

孩子們，你們的奶奶總是教育我，臨晨兩點之後不會發生什麼好事情。她說得對，臨晨兩點一到，就該乖乖回家，躺到床上去睡覺。

15、We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends. But those scare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming.

我們費盡心機想要守住的一些生活的小秘密，甚至是對最好的朋友。但在那個奇妙的時刻，當我們揭開各自的秘密，才驚異的發現它們其實是那麼微不足道。

16、Kids, life is a dark road. You never really know what's up ahead.

孩子們，人生就象一條黑暗的道路。你永遠也不會知道前方會發生什麼。

17、The universe clearly does not want you and robin to be together. Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.

很明顯宇宙根本就不想讓你跟羅賓在一起。別跟宇宙過不去，否則就等著挨它呼過來的巴掌吧。

18、And that's how robin and I ended up together. Turns out,all I had to do was make it rain. as i rode home this morning, the city looks the same ，the people looks the same it all looks the same，but it wasn't，in just one night, everything it changed

最後我和羅賓又在一起了，原來我要做的就是讓宇宙下雨。我早上回家時，這個城市看起來跟往常一樣，人們看起來一樣，一切都看起來沒有變化，但是並非如此，一夜之間，一切都改變了。

19、Here's the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you got to make it anyway."Sweet damn! that's a hot plate!" "Hey! is this milk any good?" ,even it is this kind of stupid mistake!

錯誤就是這麼一回事。有時，即使你知道是個錯誤，你還是要犯。“見鬼，這盤子真是燙！”“這牛奶壞了沒？”即使這是非常非常愚蠢的錯誤。

20、Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments. And they make life worth living， but here's the problem: Moments pass, and lurking just around the corner from those moments is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

孩子們，生活中總有許多重要的浪漫時刻。它們讓生活顯得更有意義。但是有個問題：浪漫的時刻轉瞬即逝，而從浪漫中衍申出來潛伏在角落的是殘酷的，不修邊幅的混蛋，它的名字叫——現實。

21、"New is always better"巴尼悖論：“舊不如新”

New is always better ，because it s my oldest rule.

舊不如新，因為它是我最古老的一條法則。

22、The platum rule: never ever ever ever love your neighbor.

It’s a story older than time, my friend, and it always plays out in the same 8 steps:

1.Attraction

2.Bargaining

3.Submission

4.Perks

5.The tipping point

6.Purgatory

7. Confrontation

8.Fallout

鉑金箴言：“永遠，永遠，永遠不要愛你的鄰舍”。

那是很久很久以前的事情了，我的朋友，而每次都是筋疲力盡的八步曲：

一、吸引；

二、狡辯；

三、屈服；

四、特權；

五、轉折；

六、受罪；

七、對峙；

八、後遺症。

23、But I don't know, looking back on the platinum rule, I think there's a ninth step, we'll call it "Coexistence". It's the moment you realize that all that anger and resentment just isn't useful, and you start to let go of it, and move on with your life. It just takes a while.

但我也不明白，回頭審視鉑金箴言，我覺得還應該有第九步，我們叫它：“和諧共存”。在你意識到所有憤怒和怨恨都沒有意義的那一刻，你開始放下心結，繼續你的生活。只是需要些時間。

24、I think for the most part of your life, if you’re really honest to yourself about what you want out of your life , life gives it to you.

如果你對自己的人生想要什麼誠實面對的話，你真的能夠獲得。

25、here is the funny part, it's unforgettable that superbowl was, but here is 23 years later, and i don't remember who won, and i don'e remember who played, but i do remember that we drank beer, we ate wings, and we watched superbawl together. Because sometimes, even if you know how something is gonna an end, it doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.

有趣的是，那場球賽確實很難忘，但是我並不記得誰贏了比賽，我甚至都不記得比賽雙方，但是我記得我們一起喝酒，吃雞翅，一起看超級碗。因為有時候，就算你知道了結果，但是那並不妨礙你享受這個過程。

26、but...that's life. u know? you never is you thought you wanted to be. i'm not helping the environment, Ted is not a philosophyer, Lily is not a world famous artist, Barney never drives more than 10 miles an hour, Robin, i'm sure, she's also experiencing disappointments in her life, maybe? and my Fiero is not the Fiero with 2 thousand miles, it's okay.u know? they're old dreams, we're gonna a new car, and we'll fill up that one with new memories. That would be the car we have our first marrige, our own first house, maybe the first car our four kids remember.

但是…這就是生活不是么？你永遠不能像你想象的一樣生活。我沒有在做拯救環境的工作，Ted不是個哲學家，lily不是世界聞名的藝術家，Barney從來沒開過10公里每小時以上的車，我相信Robin一樣在經歷生活中的不如意，對嗎？我的Fiero並不是那個開了兩萬公里的Fiero，這都沒什麼。知道為什麼么？他們都是過去的夢。我們要有一輛新車，然後我們會用新的回憶去填滿它。這會是那個見證了我們婚姻的車，見證我們的家，我們四個孩子最先記住的車。

27、You see, when someone's bad habits are pointed out to you, it's hard to igonre them. but if you love them enough, those bad habits are easy to forgive.

看，當別人的壞習慣被指出來之後，你很難做到去忽視它。但是如果你真的很愛他們，壞習慣真的很容易的去原諒。